Wednesday, July 25, 2007

SPORTS TICKAAAA

-Barry Bonds plans to celebrate breaking all time home run mark by sticking giant syringe up his ass and give fans the finger.
-Eagles sign QB Kevin Kolb; Donovan McNabb seen sobbing over a bowl of Chunky Soup.
-I bet Tim Donaghy $10 he couldn't stop gambling...
-Gary Sheffield doesn't care about white people.
-Lastings Milledge!
-ESPN plans to shut down when Barry Bonds retires.

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