WSOP Player Profile: Greg Raymer

In honor of the 2007 World Series of Poker debuting on ESPN last night, we'd like to take some time over the course of the next few months to see who's a pro and who can't even spell poker.


Today's player? Greg Raymer, the Fossil Man.

"I see your nipples."

Strengths: -Absolutely unflappable. Does not let douchebags like Mike Matusow bother him when they (Matusow) say he has small balls.
-Able to live off of his fat for estimated 2.3 years.
-World Champion

Weaknesses:
-Three chins
-Glasses are not actually x-ray
-Jelly donuts

Super Effective Against:
-Mike Matusow
-Fossil Pokemon
-French people

No Effect On:
-Treadmills

-Daniel Negreanu's balding head.

Quotables:
-(After winning World Series Main Event, a Howard Dean esque...) "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"