Thursday, July 12, 2007

The Occasional Sports Ticker

-Alex Rodriguez soon to become youngest player to hit 500 not clutch home runs.
-Tony La Russa inexplicably bats Aaron Rowand over Albert Pujols in bottom of the ninth in the All Star game, later gives Pujols' wife the Shocker.
-Bill Simmons still pretty sure Mike Lowell is done.
-Chaos reigns as Kevin Durant is not strong enough to pick up the ball in a Summer League game.
-Chinese government kidnaps and threatens to kill Andrew Bogut unless Yi is traded to a bigger market.
-Yao Ming sad that he is no longer the only Chinese sensation in the league (if you don't count Wang ZhiZhi).
-Honest Prediction: Darko will actually be good in Memphis.
-Manny Ramirez loves the new Harry Potter movie.
-Prince Fielder, upset over fielding error, eats baseball.

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