Guess who's Back, Back, Back? Back Again...

Vinny Testaverde!



Oh yeah bitches! Like David Spade's talk show, this guy comes back season after season, and no one knows why.

It was the Panthers this year, who signed the 1986 Heisman trophy winner to a 1-year contract. With Delhomme out on injury, and David Carr not showing up to practice, there is a legitimate chance this guy can see some action.

Now, this guy is turning 44 next month, not quite Julio Franco territory. And if that damn Morten Anderson is still hanging around, c'mon kickers don't count, he's not even the oldest in the NFL. But one more TD pass, and he can break his own record, 20 consecutive seasons, again.

Oh, and here's an awesome commercial summarizing his role on the Panters this year:






"What're you gonna do, bench me?" Ahh Vinny! You make me LOL!

You Think You Know, but You have no Idea. This is the Diary of:

THE DEAD!!!




HaHa! You heard it here first. The O.G. of the Undead is back! George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead is due out later this year.

Wow, I'd give both my legs, and like six fingers to be one of the Zombies in a Dead movie. We've been spoiled with awesome Zombie movies recently, with the Dawn remake, Land, and of course Shaun, so let's hope this one can still make us puke with some nice brain-munching action.