Friday, November 2, 2007

They beat me to it...

Some clever son of a gun out there came up with a new nickname for the Red Sox rookie sensation. Since the young outfielder stole a base, and won America free tacos, he has been dubbed:


Tacoby Bellsbury



Seriously, how perfect is that? What other possible combination of first and last names has "aco" and "ell" already in it!? It's even in the right order! All year long I thought 'Jacoby' was a weird name, but now it all makes sense.

This is like the fat dude in *NSync being named Joey FatOne. I mean, that was pure magic, and now this is pretty close. Unless his name was like, Lee Pacos or Jimmy McFourthmeal, this could not be any better.

3 comments:

Johnny Ishkabibble said...

that's the most inventive name i've heard since Johnny Mcfuckinawesomepizzahutbreadsticks

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