Sunday, September 16, 2007

Tiger Woods Dickslaps the field in FedEx Cup Victory





Wow. By now I really think that if Tiger was hanging out at SeaWorld, he could kill Shamoo with a chip-shot in the blowhole.

There's not much this man can't do. Not only did he win by 8 strokes this weekend, but he won the first annual FedEx Cup by 12,000 points. In fact, he didn't even have to show up on Sunday to clinch the title.

And this is the dude who didn't bother going to the first event. As far as Eldrick is concerned, opening rounds are for pussies.

You know, I remember this one time, (oh I'm not done with the ridiculous claims), I saw Tiger hit a tee-shot so high, he caused a solar eclipse. True story. How about this: Did you know the Berlin Airlift was not dropped by planes, but Tiger Woods standing in Washington with a 3-Wood? In fact, it was Mr. Woods who sent the A-Bombs to Japan. With a 7-Iron no less.

So basically, you could say Tiger Woods, RAN TRAIN on the rest of the field.
And remember, my friends, there are a lot of people in the PGA Tour, so that is a lot of running.