Saturday, May 19, 2007

The Weekly Sports Ticker

-Bruce Bowen stabs Steve Nash with a hunting knife; Greg Popovich sees no foul.
-Rockets fire Jeff Van Gundy but sign the bags under his eyes to a 3-year extension.
-Tony Parker makes foul shot, still French.
-Manu Ginobili's bald spot holds three tourists hostage at the team hotel.
-Jimmy Rollins thinks Yankees are team to beat in AL East.
-Each one of Roger Clemens' 58 pitches in his Friday minor league start cured a child with Leukemia. Also, each time The Rocket wins, it counts as 2 wins for the Yankees, and 1 loss for the Red Sox.
-Floyd Landis pisses Orange soda in his latest drug test, baffles officials.
-Cam Cameron not impressed by Rickey Williams' gift of fruit basket, dime bag.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ooh la la, tony parker is french? ;)

Anonymous said...

I could only piss Pink Lemonade

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