Friday, May 11, 2007

Ray Lewis, Master Interviewer



The Ravens very own former all-pro linebacker interviews the team's first round draft pick, OG Ben Grubbs.

Ray Lewis: Hey, rookie, let me get your thoughts on some hard hitting questions.

Ben Grubbs: Sounds good, Ray, let's go for it.

Ray Lewis: You ever make love to an oriental woman while simultaneously watching "Three's Compnay"?

BG: ..what?

RL: (takes out one of his knives) Now who's asking the questions, mother fucker!

BG: Alright, Christ! No, I haven't.

RL: You ever lick the asshole of a Cambodian immigrant?

BG: Cambodia?

RL: You ever color your testicles with magic markers?

BG: Magic...?

RL: Do you feel like you can improve our offensive line this year?

BG: Well, I'm gonna come to training camp in shape and try my --

RL: Shut the fuck up, rookie! You ever try to put 20 Swedish meatballs in your mouth at once and have Ed Reed piledrive your stomach?

BG: What the fuck are you talking about?

RL: Oh, I'll teach you to use foul language in front of the Lord, rookie! This interview is over! ::Stabs Ben Grubbs in the stomach::

WOOOOO! Time to work on Ray Ray's new dance.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ray, I told you never to tell ANYONE about that Cambodian chick

Johnny Ishkabibble said...

BRING BACK KORDELL STEWART!