What has happened to this beloved mascot?
Life was sweet for Katie, the White Haired Capuchin Monkey, but that was 2002. Since that magical World Series, the Angels have changed their name, got a new owner, and left the poor simian to fend for herself. Katie had no where to go. The Angels were rallying all by themselves, and Katie had to look for work on her own.
Michael Eisner wasn't returning her calls. Katie was falling into a downward spiral. She was desperate, doing anything for money. She hit rock bottom when she started dancing topless in front of the monkey cage at the local zoo. Tears were flowing as she shimmied, but it was putting bananas on the table.
She is trying to turn her life around now. With the help of the McDonald's Quarter-Pounders for College program, she is trying to accomplish what her Father, Abu, never could. The latest is that she is working the late-night drive thru. However, there were rumors that a Brazilian Soccer Team wanted her. Turned out they just wanted to eat her before their next match, and fortunately Katie was able to escape before it was too late. If only the Angels would start sucking again, then the rally monkey could be called on, and all would be right again in the AL West.
6 comments:
lmao you guys are crazyyyyy.
- Kristen =D
ahahaha
i literally laughed out loud at the Abu part
-Kristin (not your girlfriend, your friend's girlfriend who is also named Kristin but with an i)
I want her back
who is vladimir?!!
- kristEn =]
btw. good job on the picture, mikeee ;) okay i'm done commenting this one! i swearrrrr.
- kristennn<33
I'm going to tell Vlad that you don't know who he is...VLAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!
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