Thursday, August 2, 2007

The REAL Sports Ticker

-ESPN seems enthusiastic about ESPN's Christmas basketball games.
-Man claims Bonds never did steroids; also doesn't believe in dinosaurs or OJ's guilt.
-Tom Brady announces his desire to form a great tandem with Randy Moss, Brett Favre can't wait to get reacquainted with opposing DBacks.
-Luis Castillo has 23 career home runs. Seriously. That's like Rey Ordonez territory.
-Dwayne Wade, Shaq run train on Miami cheerleading squad as part of an off season workout.
-Ray Lewis can't wait to get stab-, ehrm, tackling.
-New ESPN.com feature will cockpunch readers during every Barry Bonds at bat.
-Suzyn Waldman feeling rather sheepish about "that whole Clemens thing."
-LOL IT'Z LIKE CANONIZED.

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