Friday, January 8, 2010

Playoff Victories for the Glorification of Jets Nation!!! - Wildcard Weekend!

Ethan
QB: Aaron "Mr" Rodgers (43) (GB); Tony "No Homo" Romo (21 POINTS) (DAL)
RB: Ray "Instant" Rice (26 POINTS) (BAL); Thomas "Outta My Way" Jones (9 POINTS) (NYJ)
WR: Desean Jackson (10 POINTS) (PHL); Derrek Mason (1) (BAL); Donald "Pile" Driver (6) (BAL)
TE: Brent Celek (8 POINTS) (PHI)
K: David "40" Akers "and a Mule" (2 POINTS) (PHL)
Hey thanks for the shitty nicknames, Berman!
Total: 126

Holohan
QB: Donovan McNabb (12 POINTS), Aaron Rodgers (43)
RB: Cedric Benson (27 POINTS), Ray Rice (26 POINTS)
WR: Julian Edelman (22), Desean Jackson (10 POINTS), Derrick Mason (1)
TE: Brent Celek (8 POINTS)
K: Stephen Gostkowski (1)
This guy really seems to know what he's doing, baby!
Total: 150

Little Curry
QB: aaron rodgers (43), donovan mcnabb (12 POINTS), RB: thomas jones (9 POINTS), ray rice (26),
WR: jeremy maclin (27 POINTS), larry fitzgerald (24), miles austin (21 POINTS), TE: brent celek (8 POINTS),
K:jay feely (6 POINTS)
He's the littlest curry there is, folks!
Total: 176

Normal Sized Curry
Message: "Here you go fuckface, prepare to be fucked... in the face."
QB 1 ? Kurt Warner (43)
QB 2 ? Joe Flacco (1)
WR 1 ? Larry Fitzgerald (24)
WR 2 ? Julian Edelman (22)
WR 3 ? DeSean Jackson (10 POINTS)
RB 1 ? Ray Rice (26)
RB 2 ? Thomas Jones (9 POINTS)
TE ? Jason Witten (6 POINTS)
K ? David Akers (2 POINTS)
This gent really doesn't seem to be sure of his picks! Fear and loathing for sure!
Total: 143

Bambrick
QB: Kurt Warner (43), 1999 Rams
QB: Donovan McNabb (12 POINTS), Eagles
RB: Thomas Jones (9 POINTS), Rex Ryan's favorites
RB: Ray Rice (26), Rutgers
WR: Larry Fitzgerald, Kurt Warner's team (24)
WR: Julian Edelman (22), Wes Welker wannabe
WR: DeSean Jackson (10 POINTS), team from the same piece of shit city as the Phillies
TE: Brent Celek (8 POINTS), same team as McNabb and Jackson, so I really hope they don't win
K: Mason Crosby (8), Packers
Let's hope for a puke free game from McNabb!
Total: 164

Steve
QB: Aaron Rodgers (43), Donovan McNabb (12 POINTS)
WR: Donald Driver (6), Desean Jackson (10 POINTS), Derrick Mason (1)
RB: Brian Westbrook (3 POINTS), Ryan Grant (9)
TE: Brent Celek (8 POINTS)
K: David Akers (2)
Total: 94

Canova
QB:Anthony Romo (21 POINTS), Donovan McNabb (12 POINTS)
WR: DeSean Jackson (10 POINTS), Miles Austin (21 POINTS), Larry Fitzgerald (24)
RB: Ray Rice (26), Tommy Jones (9 POINTS)
TE: Jason Witten (6 POINTS)
K: Jay Feely (6 POINTS)
Total: 135

Canova and Normal Sized Curry's picks are coming at us all the way from Boston, baby!

2 comments:

Curry said...

Your email service turned hyphens into question marks.

Pat said...

Stop letting facts get in the way of my good time!