Welcome back for another exciting round of fantasy playoff football!
As always, players are listed by penile girth in decreasing order, most girthy to least girthy.
1. Little Curry, 301
QB: Philip Rivers 17, Kurt Warner 4
RB: Adrian Peterson 9, Marion Barber 1
WR: Sydney Rice 38, Marques Colston 20, Vincent Jackson 18
TE: Jason Witten 19
K: Nate "The Nate" Kaeding -1
2. Bambrick, 292
QB: Brett Favre 33 (MIN), Mark Sanchez 8 (NYJ) Chosen for strategic reasons... not because it is funny.
RB: Shonn Greene 20 (NYJ), Beanie Wells 6 (ARI) Yes, I just picked two rookie RBs.
WR: Miles Austin 8 (DAL), Pierre Garcon 8 (IND), Sidney Rice 38 (MIN)
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe 8 (MIN) The man has a large penis.
K: Nate Kaeding -1 (SD)
3. Holohan, 252
QB: Kurt Warner 4, Brett Favre 33. These fuckers are old!
RB: Darren Sproles 9, Thomas "It's not unusual!" Jones 4
WR: Larry Fitzgerald 13, Percy Harvin 3, Vincent Jackson 18
TE: Antonio Gates 17
K: Neil Rackers 1
4. Canova, 245
QB 1 – Philip ‘the homo sissy’ Rivers 17
QB 2 – Kurt Warner 4
WR 1 – Wayne 20
WR 2 - Colston 20
WR 3 – Breaston 9
RB 1 – AP 9
RB 2 – Felix 12
TE 1 – Tony Gates 17
K 1 – John Barney 0
5. Steve, 234
QB: Drew Brees 27, Brett Favre 33
RB: Ray Rice 19, Adrian Peterson 9
WR: Marques Colston 20, Percy Harvin 3, Devery Henderson 18
TE: Dallas Clark 12
K: Nate Kaeding -1
6. Ethan, 226
As a great man once said "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin' me. But I got a little problem with you not fuckin' me"
QB: Kurt Warner 4 (ARZ); Brett Favre 33 (MIN) (A classic rematch of Super Bowl XII I think)
RB: Shaun "Rolling in the" Green 20 (NYJ); Beanie "My baby fell into a" Wells 6 (ARZ)
WR: Miles "Steve" Austin 8 (DAL); Larry "Not Actually Irish" Fitzgerald 13 (ARZ); Jericho Cotchery 5 (NYJ)
TE: Dustin Keller 10 (NYJ)
K: Neil "Huge" Rackers 1 (ARZ)
7. Curry, 219
QB 1: Mark Sanchez 8
QB 2: Tony Romo -1 (outstanding choice!!!)
WR 1: Derrick Mason 10
WR 2: Steve Breaston 9
WR 3: Miles Austin 8
RB 1: Shonn Greene 20
RB 2: Beanie Wells 6
TE: Antonio Gates 17
K: Nate Kaeding -1
Love,
Future Champion
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