Other Things Manny Ramirez Didn't Do

I didn't kill nobody.

I didn't rape nobody.

I didn't steal no candy from no baby.

I didn't try to exterminate no large group of people in no mass genocide.

I didn't get no country stuck in a never-ending war with no middle-eastern nation.

I didn't break your Butterfinger bar or nothing.

I dind't start no internet campaign to elect no minor leaguers or steroid users to no all-star game.

I didn't tarnish my image or nothing.

I didn't get suspended from the game for very long or nothing.

I did, however, ruin some peoples Fantasy Baseball teams.  For that, I apologize profusely.