Thursday, February 14, 2008

Rome and the Gnome


Jim Rome:  Clones.  What's up.  It's Jim Rome.  Let's do this.

Jim Rome's radio show music starts playing.  It's an awesome rock song, but towards the end some kinda rainbowy music chimes in...

The Gnome: Hello all ye sporting fans!  Let us discuss last night's athletic contest!

Rome: Listen Gnome.  I'll do the talking.  Just shut up and keep your animals away from me.  Wood-land crea-tures.  Don't want 'em.  Let's go to the phones.

Gnome:  Ooh wee, a caller!

Rome: Caller, what's happening, you're on Rome and the Gnome.

Caller: Hey what's up Rome, Gnome

Gnome: Why hello there!  Lovely day we are havi...

Rome:  Shut up Gnome.  Caller what's on your mind.

Caller:  Oh yeah.   Um, I was just wondering what you guys felt about Jason Kidd getting blocked from his trade?

Gnome: Well he wouldn't if he had used Travelocity.com!  We have no black-out dates and no...

Rome:  Gnome, that's not what he's talking about.  Seriously, don't care about your website.  Tra---velocity.  Too long.  Don't like it. 

Gnome: But you'll never roam alone!

Rome:  Back to question.  Hey Devean George, at least you made SportsCenter for once in your career.  Hey Devean, at least you and Jason Kidd are in the same sentence.  Hey Devean, you have 3.6 points per game, your lucky your still in this league.  Devean.  What a girly name.  That guy enjoys locker room showers.  Next caller.

Caller:  Hey guys, so I was wondering what you guys were looking forward to in the Olympics this summer?

Gnome:  In Beijing this year!  You must take advantage of the Guarantee!

Rome:  Gua-rantee.  Don't need it.  As far as the Olympics, I got two words clones.  Beach.  Volleyball.  They're hot.  I'd hit that.  Tom Brady already has.  Ha, that was funny.  I'm funny.

Gnome:  You're not funny you know...

Rome:  Shut up Gnome!  

A fight breaks out in studio.  Not unlike Rome's famous battle with Jim Everett.

Gnome:  I'm calling for back-up!


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