Tuesday, January 8, 2008

The Occasional Sports Ticker that Doesn't Actually Scroll Across Your Screen Like It Does on Sports Pickle

-Everywhere I keep seeing that "Brady" won offensive player of the year, and it makes me think, Brady Quinn barely even played, man.
-Matt Ryan excited to be second quarterback in 12 month span to give Jet fans hope and subsequently take it all away.
-Ohio State feeling pretty comfortable it can hold on to that 10 point lead against LSU.
-Just checking in: Gregg Easterbrook of ESPN predicted after week one of the NFL season that Bill Belichick would be fired in order to save the Patriots. How'd that work out there, Gregg?
-Jose Canseco thinks baseball Hall of Fame voters are racist because they put McGwire in and not him. Wait, huh?
-After receiving a blowjob from her, Terell Owens no longer sees Jessica Simpson as a distraction to the Cowboys.

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