-I am not going to make a joke about Brett Myers and potential continued domestic abuse after his getting shelled last night. That would be inappropriate.
-There's a category on Sports Center called "Unhappy Coach," which I think is the title of the new Mitch Albom book.
-Jay Cutler asks Bears to paint his locker black in order to "reflect the gloomy forecast of [his] soul."
-Report: Donte Stallworth "alarmed" to learned that manslaughter means murder and does not refer to a manwhich type barbeque dish.
-Michael Jordan elected to Basketball Hall of Fame, narrowly misses induction to Baseball Hall of Fame.
