"Das Boot! Das Boot!"
Helmut: Ooh I'm soo sad dat poor little Tom Brady has a boo-boo on his footie!
Hans: Ya, ya, what a wimpy girly man he is!
Wolfgang: I mean seriously, it's all Moss and Welker dat make him look good you know...
Landfill: Hey, why don't you lay off our American Hero!
Hans: Ooh ya look who is here to back him up! A bunch of Fratboy Americans!
Helmut: Ya, stupid College Students! Look how wasted they are!
Jan: Oh yeah, actually... We're not that drunk!
Fink: Yeah, I got class tomorrow!
Helmut: Ya whatever! So with your wonderful Tom Brady out, our man Eli will totally knock you out!
Todd: Since when is Eli German?
Jan: I don't know, what does it matter, they're both a bunch of bitches who couldn't finish a wine-cooler!
Landfill: Hey Germany, at least the American can get himself a hot-ass girlfriend!
Hans: What? Giselle Bundchen? You see that last name fatass? She is part German!
Wolfgang: Ya asshole, and besides, Jessica Simpson is totally hotter!
Fink: Hey fuck you, you nazi shithead! Her and Romo broke up!
Todd: Yeah, and Abby McGrew? More of a man than Eli!
Helmut: You take that back, you swine!
A huge brawl ensues, fists and beer are flying everywhere. At the end of it, the Americans, with the spirit of Tom Brady guiding them, are victorious. The Germans have nothing left other than to quote their beloved Manning...
Hans: Aww, shucks.
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