It seems like every pro sports league is dealing with problems. The MLB has steroids, the NBA has on-court fighting, the NFL has Michael Vick, and the NHL has Canadiens. But what you don't hear about is all the recent turmoil surrounding the Professional Bowling Association...
December 15th 2006: Pete Webber arrested outside a Kansas City Wal-Mart for stealing Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector on DVD.
March 22nd 2007: Norm Duke files for bankruptcy after losing all National Championship winnings on PartyPoker.com.
April 17th 2007: Don Johnson gets into fight with Snack Bar servant after not receiving an adequate amount of cheese with his nachos.
May 5th 2007: Cinco de Mayo!
June 19th 2007: Walter Ray James Jr. arrested for sexually assaulting a stripper, spousal abuse, and battery against a minor all on the same night, all against the same woman.
August 4th 2oo7: After watching Oceans 13, the top five Bowlers on PBA money list are arrested outside the Atlantic City Mohegan Sun.
December 30th 2007: Parker Bohn III brings shame to the league after photos surface of him with giant snow penis.
Yes it's a tragic tale of excess and debauchery in America's favorite thing to do when there's nothing else going on. Hopefully with a new EA video game coming out in the future, the Association can hope to rebuild its image.
Oh, and Pete Weber eats babies:
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