The Associated Press
Bumfuck, Wisconsin
Future hall of fame quarterback Brett Favre has, for the past few years, had a hard time deciding whether or not it was time to hang up his pads. Today, however, weeks before the Super Bowl, Favre announced that he would like to return for next season. Favre's wife, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said earlier today that Favre is close to signing a long term extension with the team.
The new extension is said to be a 23 year, 465 million dollar deal that will extend through the 2030 season. Inside sources (again, his wife) say that Favre is ecstatic about the deal. "Honey, those suckers are going to be paying me the big bucks way after Glenn Dorsey is retired!"
Packers coach Mike McCarthy is less than thrilled about the rumored deal, however. "Favre? 23 more years? You've got to be shitting me. He's not going to be able to gunsling in 5 years! He'll just be slinging! JUST SLINGING!"
1 comment:
But he is such a great game manager
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