An interview with Andy Reid

As you all know, Andy Reid's two sons, Britt and Garett have been sentenced to jail time for living in what one judge called, "a drug emporium." Recently Sports Illustrated caught up with the Eagles coach to hear his side of the story...



Sports Illustrated: Mr. Reid, the very house you and your family call home was recently reffered to as a "drug emporium".
How do you feel about this?

Andy Reid: [entering through a cloud of smoke] *cough* *cough* heeeyy man, I know you... you're that reporter man! hehe

SI: Yes that's correct, I'm there after every home game. So, do you feel that 23 months in prison is too harsh?

AR: jeez man, 23 months? bummer. good thing we have that bye week coming up...

SI: And do you feel responsible for your sons' actions? Bear in mind, they are 22 and 24 years old?

AR: hey whatever, it's like, they can still crash at my place, no big deal...I just hope those lazy asses clean up the dominoes boxes next time...hey man you got any of those cinna-stix? damn i got the munchies...

SI: With all this attention on your home life, do you feel prepared to take on the Redskins on Sunday?

AR: whoa man, the what-skins? listen dude, if saturday at Travis Henry's is gonna be as bitchin' as Randy Moss told me it's gonna be, I'm gonna have no idea what's happening on sunday...

SI: Clinton Portis is coming off a great week, with 196 yards against the Jets. How do you plan on stopping the run?

AR: no way Portis is gonna be there! that's one crazy dude. did he ever tell you that time we got so high we thought we could run through a brick wall? long story short - always wear a helmet when smokin' up, maybe knee-pads too

SI: Final question Mr. Reid...

AR: whoa whoa whoa, Mr. Reid is my father! you call me andy, or a-dawg if you want...

SI: Right, A-Dawg, anything final thoughts you want to leave the readers with?

AR: don't put twinkies on your pizza!

SI: Well then, this has been the most pointless interview. I hope you lose all your games and get fired.

AR: alright bro, you have a good one too. and hey you know what happened to that Ricky Williams? that guy had some good stuff...