Being Bland with ESPN's Own National Voice: Gene Wojciechowski

Some of Gene's thoughts* on recent sports news:

"You know, the Celtics really have a shot at being a playoff team this year."
"The Patriots, if they play exceptionally well, could go undefeated."
"Having a regular season NFL game in London? What's next, NBA in China?"
"Alex Rodriguez may not be worth $350 million."
"It seems Andy Reid may have some troubles at home."
"Call me crazy, but I think there's a chance OJ might have done it... the robbery, not the throat slicing!"
"Anyone ever notice Terrell Owens has kind of a big mouth?"
"Little known fact: Ray Lewis often dances in a humorous yet terrifying manner before games."
"I think that Adrian Peterson might have a productive career."
"Tank Johnson may have made some mistakes, but we should give him another chance."
"I think steroids may soon be an issue in baseball."
"I might be the first to notice this, but Shaquille O'Neal seems to have left his prime."
"That Tiger Woods sure is a ferocious competitor!"


*Gene did not actually say these things, but probably thought about them.

I could go on, but pretending to be Gene has caused me to fall asleep.