Genie, in his infinite wisdom, grants each player one wish...
Tom Brady - "I wish Giselle and Bridget would agree to that threesome I keep asking for"
Wes Welker - "I wish I was black...but only for the better touchdown dances"
Teddy Bruschi - "I wish the voices in my head would stop yelling so I could finish my Yoga"
Randy Moss - "I wish Ricky Williams comes back. Bitch knows he owes me 50 bucks"
Junior Seau - "I wish I wasn't like 48 years old"
Asante Samuel - "I wish McDonalds would bring back the McRib"
Rodney Harrison - "I wish HGH came in better flavors"
Laurence Maroney - "I wish I'd get a goddamn touchdown! What the fuck is it, week 11 already!?"
Donte Stallworth - "I wish I'd get a pass once in a while. Tom, I'm Open! Fuck Moss and Welker"
Mike Vrabel - "I wish Belichick would let me play Styx in the locker room"
Bill Belichick - "What the fuck are you doing here Genie!? I said you can't play! Get your smoky blue ass back in that Fucking Lamp!"
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