-Jon Kitna says the Lions will win more than ten games this year. After the interview Kitna was taken to Sunnyside Mental Health Facility for some "rest and relaxation."
*Upon hearing Kitna's guarantee Bill Simmons immediately leaped on to the Lions bandwagon.
-RIP Vince McMahon.
-New studies show Jason Schmidt's vagin-ish goatee is keeping his ERA above 4.00.
-Ozzie Guillen still convinced small ball is "the way to go, definitely."
-16 year old girl marries her 40 year old track coach. There's no joke to make or anything like that, that's just dumb-fucking-founding.
-A-rod not clutch for only hitting one ninth inning homerun.
-Cox ties ejection record without umpire stabbage!
-Isiah Thomas attempts to trade Jerome James to Portland for the Blazers first round pick, fails.
-John Amaechi is still gay.
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