Wow, ESPN is right. He really has accomplished more than he could ever imagine:
- July 27, 2006: Staten Island Yankees Retire his number 41
- He only played for two seasons.
- August 5, 2006: First time mistaken for Hideki Irabu
- Haha, Fat Toad.
- April 12, 2007: Learns first words in English
- What were they? "No, it is not true what they say. It is average size."
- May 5, 2007: Takes a perfect game into the 8th inning
- After the game, Jorge Posada had to stop him from committing Seppuku. Seppuku? Sudoku? Bukkake?
- May 14, 2007: Listed as one of Time Magazine's "Top 100 Most Influential People"
- In the "Heroes and Pioneers" section, you know, right next to Oprah, and Tony Dungy
- January 15, 2022: Elected to hall of Fame.
- Thus becoming the very first, ever, Hall-of-Famer whose last name is a slang for genitalia. Well him, and Homer Bush.
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非常に素晴らしくてあなたがたが私について言うべきとても多くを持っていること
Translation: It's very nice that you guys have so much to say about me
HOMER BUSH IS A NOBODY, WAS A NOBODY, AND WILL ALWAYS BE A NOBODY!
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