Friday, May 11, 2007
Ray Lewis, Master Interviewer
The Ravens very own former all-pro linebacker interviews the team's first round draft pick, OG Ben Grubbs.
Ray Lewis: Hey, rookie, let me get your thoughts on some hard hitting questions.
Ben Grubbs: Sounds good, Ray, let's go for it.
Ray Lewis: You ever make love to an oriental woman while simultaneously watching "Three's Compnay"?
BG: ..what?
RL: (takes out one of his knives) Now who's asking the questions, mother fucker!
BG: Alright, Christ! No, I haven't.
RL: You ever lick the asshole of a Cambodian immigrant?
BG: Cambodia?
RL: You ever color your testicles with magic markers?
BG: Magic...?
RL: Do you feel like you can improve our offensive line this year?
BG: Well, I'm gonna come to training camp in shape and try my --
RL: Shut the fuck up, rookie! You ever try to put 20 Swedish meatballs in your mouth at once and have Ed Reed piledrive your stomach?
BG: What the fuck are you talking about?
RL: Oh, I'll teach you to use foul language in front of the Lord, rookie! This interview is over! ::Stabs Ben Grubbs in the stomach::
WOOOOO! Time to work on Ray Ray's new dance.
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2 comments:
Ray, I told you never to tell ANYONE about that Cambodian chick
BRING BACK KORDELL STEWART!
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