Batting practice and shagging balls in the outfield wasn't enough. Nope, it took inspiration from baseball guru Britney Spears for David Wright to break out of his slump.
Jose Reyes and Billy Wagner were skeptical to join in this taboo ritual, for they both are hardcore Mormons. As for the rest, they quickly followed their fearless leader and shaved their skulls as a sign of brotherhood. After the hair fell, Pedro Cerrano led the team in a common voodoo ritual, and sacrificed a chicken.
Will this trend spread? It worked wonders for the Mets, who won today, and for Wright, who drove in the winning runs.
NY Mets, the team, the time, the hairless.
6 comments:
maybe i'll shave my head! omg! so brilliant!
as long as i don't look like that guy in the right, bottom corner with the freakishly long neck.
... okay no, i'd never shave my head. but good oneeeee =]
<3, kristennnnn!
Guys, let's give this one up to bosso.
Our starting lineup for the series against Milwaukee is going to be:
C: Vin Diesel
1B: Michael Clarke Duncan
2B: Moby
3B: Bruce Willis
SS: Stone Cold Steve Austin
3B: Montel Williams
LF: Michael Jordan
CF: Andre Agassi
RF: Michael Chiklis
DH: Jesse Ventura
And on the mound: Sinead O'Connor
i'm giving this up to bosso becuase ishkabibble said to.
-k10
Oh man, i'm not playing today Willie??
as far as i'm concerned, moby can get stung by obie
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