Chad: Hey Coach, can I start on Sunday?
Mangini: Can you throw the ball more than 20 yards?
Chad: Why would I need to throw the ball more than 20 yards?
Mangini: Chad, do you realize how many people are in the Facebook Group Kellen Clemens must replace Chad Pennington NOW!?
Chad: What's a Facebook?
Mangini: Forget it benchwarmer, do you think you can go a game without getting sacked?
Chad: Can't you just blame the Offensive Line for that?
Mangini: Can't you just suck my dick?
Chad: If I do will you let me start?
Mangini: Holy shit you're serious, do you realize you have less than half the yards of Brett Favre?
Chad: That guy still plays?
Mangini: Well somehow you have less interceptions than Peyton Maning, did you know that?
Chad: I promise I can catch up! Can you just give me another chance?
Mangini: Maybe, can you hit Coles on a deep post?
Chad: Can I use the NERF Vortex Howler?
Mangini: So you can throw perfect spirals every time like John Elway!?
Chad: Yeah Coach! Wouldn't that be fun?
Mangini: No Cocksmoker, that would be a waste of my goddamn time. Don't you got some season-ending injury to suffer?
Chad: Nope I got lucky this year! So this means I'm in?
Mangini: Do I look like a bitch?
Chad: What?
Mangini: Do...I...look...like...a...bitch?
Chad: What?
Mangini: What country you from?
Chad: What?
Mangini: Do they speak English in What?
Chad: What?
Mangini: English Motherfucker do you speak it?
Chad: Coach that Sam Jackson impression is getting good, have you been practicing?
Mangini: Can you tell?
Chad: It sounds good, but before you go into Ezekiel 25:17, can you tell me if I'm starting?
Mangini: Will you stop asking me?
Chad: Yes, please I'll do anything just let me start!
Mangini: Uh-oh, that wasn't a question...
Chad: Oh Shit! I mean, uh, well, I was asking...
Mangini: Too late bitch-ass, you lose. Enjoy the bench. Clemens get over here! You're in shitface, don't fuck this up!
Chad: Tittyfuck
