Remember that dude? Yeah he was pretty cool. Here is what the former Met outfielder is up to these days:
August 21 - Re-Signed with Seibu Lions. Played Rightfield last season. Batted .273 with 15 stolen bases.
September 2 - Married High School sweetheart -- 1996 Miss Kyoto, Kim Kimu-Kim.
September 19 - Successfully creates Cold Fusion. Angers Doc Ock.
October 1 - Buys Monkey. Awesome.
October 3 - Finishes first novel, I Don't Care if your Name is Mario, You can't Ride on my Back
October 25 - Kills Kaz Matsui, wears his jersey and tries to play as him in World Series. Nobody notices.
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