2003 - Retires, slaughters a cow with his bear hands to appease Zeus.
2004 - Smashes his face into the wall 'cause he's mad hardcore. You think that's a bad idea? Pussy.
2005 - Has diarrhea every day for the calendar year. When asked why this was happening by Pedro Gomez, Romo projectile-diarrhead on him.
2006 - Considers a comeback to the NFL, decides to punch a kitten in the face instead.
2007 - Going under the alias Ubaldo Jiminez, he's starting for the Colorado Rockies tonight.
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