Take a Chance? MAKE IT HAPPEN!

The Rumors are in, and the spin-off maybe coming, maybe. After finishing in second place, behind Donatello, okay "Tango," Chance was not happy. He is actually quoted as saying: "That damn turtle beat us ALL...Shame on that turtle." It's true, he did. Well, now they say that Chance can be getting his, second chance!, haha I'm so clever, with his own reality show. If this goes through, and we get another gangsta version of the bachelor, I will again believe in Santa Claus.

Now, this show would obviously be a spin-off of "I Love New York." But wait! "I Love New York" was just a spin-off of "Flavor of Love?" Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's take some time and map this out. It all started with...

The Surreal Life. That's right I'm going waaay back here. VH1's first of it's Celeb-Reality genre. A bunch of old "celebs" stuck in a house together, whining and fighting and not hooking up enough. Nobody connected to Chance was in this edition, but just wait to the next seasons...


Surreal Life Season Two! No not here, try again...






Alright, Surreal Life 3, now we're getting somewhere. You see who's there, that's Flavor Flav! Oh yeah the original Hype Man from Public Enemy. He was so rad, one show could not contain him. His flirty connection with Brigitte Nielsen was not unnoticed, and the next show on our tour is...



Strange Love! Almost forgot about that one. Yea Flav thought he found his one and only in the 40 year old Dutch Dragon. Unfortunately, it was not meant to be. But, In VH1's never-ending quest to get former celebrities laid, Flav got a new show to find his love.




Flavor of Love was where true love would really be captured on television. Actually it was where a bunch of crazy ghetto bitches literally fought for camera time with Chuck D's Sidekick. One of these crazy girls was named Tiffany Pollard, AKA New York. We'll get back to her later. But first!



Flavor of Love 2. Didn't think we'd need this, but apparently cupid did not strike the first time around. So blah blah blah a bunch of crazy stuff happened...and New York came back! What? The nutjob from the first one? Yes! She had such star power, we needed to see more. So much more, just being a contestant was not enough. By now, we all know that...



I Love New York! Hey me too! So I Love New York debuted to the highest ratings ever for VH1, and more crazy stuff went down. It was basically the same show as Flavor of Love, (which is basically the same as the bachelor, see what I'm getting at), but with the sexes switched. The craziest guy, the 'New York' of "New York" if you would, was this fella named Chance.


And Chance was so cool, that maybe, just maybe VH1 will repeat the formula and give us more of what we crave. Hey, its worked with all these, and I didn't even mention Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School and Bret Michaels: Rock of Love. Alright I mentioned them just now.

So there you have it, the complete heritage line of Chance. Check back next time for updates, and the Where are they now? of New York's gay friend Chamo.