You jerks! What the hell has Tony Romo ever done to you? He's a good quarterback! When Drew Bledsoe was sucking up the joint, who came in to be your savior? Tony!
So what if he totally messed up the snap last year and lost us the game? I still believed in Tony! He led us to a great season this year, and if it weren't for all of my dropped balls we'd have done even better! Tony is a Pro Bowl quarterback!
So what if the girly man Elisha Manning was able to lead his inferior team to two playoff wins before Tony could lead us to one? I believe in Tony, and I plan on sticking with him until we win a Superbowl!
[Reporters leave]
Rosenhaus? Yeah, the reporters are gone. They bought the whole fuckin' crying act, son! Let's get up out of this bitch! HELLO NEW ENGLAND.
