I didn't kill nobody.
I didn't rape nobody.
I didn't steal no candy from no baby.
I didn't try to exterminate no large group of people in no mass genocide.
I didn't get no country stuck in a never-ending war with no middle-eastern nation.
I didn't break your Butterfinger bar or nothing.
I dind't start no internet campaign to elect no minor leaguers or steroid users to no all-star game.
I didn't tarnish my image or nothing.
I didn't get suspended from the game for very long or nothing.
I did, however, ruin some peoples Fantasy Baseball teams. For that, I apologize profusely.
