Thursday, June 11, 2009

Other Things Manny Ramirez Didn't Do


I didn't kill nobody.
I didn't rape nobody.
I didn't steal no candy from no baby.
I didn't try to exterminate no large group of people in no mass genocide.
I didn't get no country stuck in a never-ending war with no middle-eastern nation.
I didn't break your Butterfinger bar or nothing.
I dind't start no internet campaign to elect no minor leaguers or steroid users to no all-star game.
I didn't tarnish my image or nothing.
I didn't get suspended from the game for very long or nothing.

I did, however, ruin some peoples Fantasy Baseball teams.  For that, I apologize profusely.

Kobe Bryant takes "Manny Defense" to deny Steroid use


"Hey, I didn't kill nobody. I didn't rape nob- Oh, actually, wait a second..."