Monday, December 24, 2007

That's Amore!


You heard it here first, Domenico from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is getting his own show!

That's right, the Italian Stallion Domenico Nessi is looking for "an all-American hottie tired of typical, lame American guys." He believes he will find true love, just like Tila did with this dude.  The show will be called That's Amore!.  ("That's Love" in italian, because you know, he's italian, in case you forgot.)

And the best part?  He decided he needs a "consigliere" to help him with his decisions.  And who did he choose, Mr. TILA!!! himself, Ashley.  (He is Marshall).  


Casting is going on now, so if you want your Shot at Love chance for Amore, go to www.thatsamorecasting.com.  


There is no way this show will not be awesomely awesome.




P.S. In case you missed it, Brady Quinn came in second place. 



Sunday, December 23, 2007

Eli Manning Sucks


Holy shit, Eli Manning is an awful quarterback. I mean, watching this guy try to connect with receivers is akin to New York's search for true love: you might think something good is going on, and maybe it even is for a while, but it will ultimately turn to shit. I find it hard to believe that there are really Giants fans who feel confident in Eli week to week. Anyway, my real goal here is to disabuse Giants fans from the ridiculous notion that Eli and Peyton's first four years were identical, tricking themselves into believing that the atrocious Eli is going to turn himself into a great quarterback in the next two years. Since Eli didn't play much his first year, we'll be only looking at completion percentage for that year. (Note that Eli's fourth year is still in progress)

Touchdowns
Eli - 24, 24, 19
Peyton - 26, 33, 26
Touchdowns are actually pretty close, but Passing Yards and Completion % is where Peyton really takes off.

Passing Yards
Eli - 3762, 3244, 2974
Peyton - 4135, 4413, 4131

Completion Percentage
Eli - 48.2, 52.8, 57.7, 55.6
Peyton - 56.7, 62.1, 62.5, 62. 7

And yeah, I know QB Ratings are flawed, but let's take a look anyway.
Eli - 75.9, 77.0, 72.6
Peyton - 90.7, 94.7, 84.1

So not only has Eli never had a better rating than Peyton, but he's never even been above the league average.

The decision: Holy shit, Eli Manning sucks.

Friday, December 7, 2007

The Hungry Fella

Take this story about Shaq wanting his teammates to get him the ball over and pretend he's talking about cheese burgers instead of basketballs. Makes the whole thing much funnier, really.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Charles Barkley at a Pittsburgh Steelers Game


"That Towel is just TRBL.  That is a TRBL Towel."