We Have a Winner!

The bidding war is complete! The least sought-after priceless artifact has a new owner. It belongs to that dude, Marc Ecko.

"Did you say Marc Ecko?"

"The Marc Ecko?"

"Marc Ecko, Marc Ecko?"

A pun on the guy's name?

Yes, all of the above. The biggest pioneer in wigger clothing since they started selling flat-hats at Modells. Now, by his accomplishments so far in life, you may think he's a douchebag. You may like your cucumbers pickled. [what?] But, actually what he's gonna do with it is pretty cool. You see, he's letting the people decide what to do with the ball. There are three options.


Option #1: Give the ball to the Hall of Fame

Alright, well this is the logical option. Mr. Ecko and his shenanigans my be forgotten by morning, but 756 is kind of a big deal. So put it in a glass case in Cooperstown. Option 1.




Option #2: Give the ball to the Hall of Fame*

Much like Option 1, BUT, first he's gonna brand an asterisk on it. I like this one. A permanent brand would be a nice jab to the giant head of Barry Lamar. A very nice act of vandalism from the mastermind of 'Getting Up', the graffiti video game.
"This is the brand, and it's gonna suck."


Option #3: Shoot the ball into space.
Say again?
Option #3: Shoot the ball into space.
Okay so, if you vote for this option, he will put on a rocket ship and get it into orbit. lolz a moonshot! I don't know how to rationalize this, other than its just awesome. Marc Ecko is my homeboy.

So now, the choice is yours.... Vote756.